Microsoft Word Questions

1. Where is the ribbon located?

* The ribbon is located at they very top of the page. It starts with the word Home and ends with the word View.

2. What are the three main components that make up the ribbon?

* The three main components that make up the ribbon are the words, Font, Paragraph, and Styles.

3. What are the names of all the tabs?

The names of the tabs are, Home, Insert, Page Layout, Preferences, Mailing, Review, and View.

4. Where are the group names located?

On the home tab, located at the bottom.

5. What are the commands?

The commands are the, fonts, underline, strike through, bold, italizse.

The Evil Gummy Bear.

You are cornered by an evil-looking gummy bear, in a pitch dark  little room. It is blue and orange, and has half of its ear bitten off. It’s little gummy mouth has little spikes for teeth, and is holding a miniature gummy sword in its hand. You can feel it’s little gummy eyes looking at you, although you cannot be certain since it is so dark in the room, but it’s making your hands break out into a cold sweat. You feel your hands clam up, and your heart starts to pound as if it’s going to pop out of your chest at any moment. You know you have to get out but you can’t even see your hand in front of your face. You can still feel it watching you, and you just have to get out pronto.  But how? You wonder, if I can’t even see my hand, how am I going to even try to escape? You are feeling discouraged and you feel defeated since there is no possible way to even get out. All of sudden you hear the gummy bear start to advance, it’s little gummy feet making squishy noises when it walks. Your heart starts to pound even more now, and you swear even the gummy could hear it. As If speaking out loud the gummy stops, and slowly turns his head to look at you. This time your are 100% positive that it can see you. Tears are starting to form in your eyes, and you wish you could get out. But it’s useless, you are trapped. The only thing you can do now is wait, and see if the gummy decides to leave and go to another room. But he is still there, his black little eyes staring at you, looking into your soul. Then all of a sudden you hear a noise, it is coming from up above you. You look up and there is an opening at the top of the dark room, and you can see some light pouring into the little room. You stare at it, until the light keeps getting brighter and brighter, out of nowhere a hand pops out of no where. It reaches into the room, and moves its hand all around searching for something. It suddenly takes its hand and finds the evil gummy and clamps him in its hand. The gummy is squirming and wiggling all over the place, wanting to escape the clasp. The light is suddenly gone, and you realize now what you’ve been trapped in, you’ve been trapped in a candy bag…….

How you managed to find yourself in a candy bag, you have no idea.

Quote.

“To be right is not always popular….. to be popular is not always right”

What I think this quote means is, that whenever you talk and you make it seem that what you say is right, does not make you liked by everyone else. Just becuase you have an opinion doesn’t mean that everyone else has the same opinions as yourself. So they shouldn’t think that they are popular or that everyone should bow down to them. They should calm themselves down and not think the world agrees witht them. And being pouplar is not always the right thing to be. You can be unpopular and still have friends.

10 Things That Make Me Laugh =]

There are many things in my life that make me laugh. I basically laugh every single day, but there are 10 things that I always find myself laughing at.

1. Twilight: This movie always makes me laugh because of how awkward Edward and Bella are around each other. They can’t even like look at each other because they are way to awkwad to even be around each other, and it’s just really funny because humans don’t really act like this. (or do they ?..)

2. Tickle Me Elmo: Tickle Me Elmo is this huge Elmo doll that I have, that when you press his stomach, he dissolves into HUGE laugh attacks, and come on ! How can a red doll clutching its stomach and laughing, not make you instantly laugh ?! He gets to me every time. I once sat there for like 15 minutes just staring at him and laughing the whole time.

3. Susan Perls: Susan, is one of the funniest people I know. Every time I’m with her, she’s just always making me laugh. We can talk about really random things, and I will just burst out of laughing. She is so random and it just cracks me up. Once we were in Stop&Shop and there were random bouncy balls, so she decides to start playing volleyball with it. So if you were to walk in, all you would see is two teenage girls playing volleyball like two creepers. I know that whenever I’m with her, I can always count on laughing.

4.Daisy Chase: Daisy is one of my sister’s who always makes me laugh. She’s always impersonating people, making jokes, or just saying random things. She’s a natural born comedian and she can always make me laugh everyday. Whenever I’m with her, she just has to make me laugh.

5. The chubby girl from YouTube: This girl who is dancing along to the “peanut butter jelly time” song, always 100% make me crack up with laughter.

6. Miss Swan: Miss Swan is a character on the show MAD tv. She cracks me up because when she’s talking to people it’s as of she doesn’t understand what they are telling her . She also has an accent which is a plus on making it really funny.

7.Shege, Emily, Camilla, & Amanda: These four girls I have known for a really long time, and they always make me laugh. They enjoy making impersonations of people and it’s really funny because they never stop cracking jokes, and I have to laugh. They also do the stupidest things that only we could ever understand. Once when we were in girl scouts back in the fourth grade, Camilla Emily and I would go camping and we would get into so much trouble because we could not stop laughing the entire three days we were there.

8. Lenny Mendez: For some odd reason everytime I try to give Lenny a compliment he ends up blushing and telling me to stop. And for some reason that always makes me laugh, because I have embarrassed him, and it cracks me up.

9. Angie Martinez. Angie is one of my best friends who whenever we hang out, we cannot stop laughing. She could just be sitting down and out of nowhere she will burst into a spaz attack from laughing at nothing in particular. You should also see the way she laughs. Once you’ve seen that, there is no way you could not laugh, while she’s laughing. She has this thing that when she starts laughing, she has to move her body all over the place. She rotates in circles, puts her head on your shoulder, it’s as of her body is out of her own control.

10. Horton Hears A Who: This move is beyond hilarious because of this one character called Katie. Katie is the funniest little porcupine thing in the movie, and she’s so funny. She is like a little girl who has dreamed up her own little world, and she the proceeds to tell it to the other animals in this jungle. She also runs into things, and shows the animals her chewed up food. She is so funny that whenever I see her I have tears pouring out of my eyes, from laughing so hard.

Convicted Child Killer, Dies In Jail.

In Florida, a death row inmate has finally passed away. John Evander Couey accused of abducting and killing nine year old Jessica Lunsford, has died at the age of 51 on September 30. John Covey has been in jail since August of 2007 when he was found guilty of kidnapping and murder in the first degree, and was sentenced to death. On the night of February 23, 2005 Jessica was snatched from her Florida home, and taken with only her blue dolphin to accompany her. Three weeks later, her body was discovered at Covey’s sister’s home, where she lived not too far from the Lunsford’s. Jessica’s body was found tied in garbage bags with wire wrapped around her whole body, clutching her dolphin. It was said in the autopsy that Jessica had been buried alive, and she was dead within five painful agonizing minutes. It was also reported that she had tried to escape and you could see the holes that she had managed to make in order to try to escape =/.

When the police were investigating they came to a conclusion that Jessica was kept in the house for a while, before Couey killed her. When the police came around to investigate it is said that Couey got very suspicious and nervous when dogs were brought into the investigation.  He got all defensive and that’s when detectives decided that he was a suspect that needed to be brought in for questioning. They then discovered that Couey was the one who had killed Jessica and he was then put under arrested and convicted of Jessica’s murder. During the trial it was said that Couey showed no emotion and used a lot of vulgar language and was very crude, when describing the sexual assault. He was then found guilty, and sent to jail, where he would be on deathrow and would await his execution. Unfortunly that day never came, and he died before his execution.

Correct Posture

Can you do these stretches sitting down or standing up?

You can do these stretches, sitting down OR sitting down. There are exercises for both of these, and you should always do these stretches after you’ve been at your computer for too long.

 

What posture should you begin at ?

You should always begin at a “neutral posture” which is when your standing up, and you are relaxed, and you are breathing.

Why is breathing helpful ?

Breathing is helpful because, it helps you keep you focused and it can help your be relaxed, and it makes your head clear, so you can think better =]

Choose three of these stretches as your favorite. Why did you select them ?

My favorite stretches were, the eye rests, the twisting and the neck bend. I picked these, because I thought they were the most fun to do out of all the stretches, and they could be some streches I could actually remember when I sit too long at my computer.

SMHS.. Is The School For Me =]

It was not my choice to come here, neither was it my mother’s. It was my principal’s choice. She thought this school would be perfect for me, and that I would fit into this environment perfectly. She also didn’t want me to be close to my friends, and she said I would do really good here. At first I was 1000000% percent against coming here. I even cried when my mom told me that I was coming here. I didn’t know anyone and I felt like a loner. But once the first day came, and I met people, I thought that this was not such a bad school after all. I’ve met some people here that I will remember forever, and people who are my best friends now. Now that I look back, I have come to a conclusion: my principal was 100000000000000% right for recommending this school to my mom. I wouldn’t leave this school for anything now.

Practicing Good Posture

 

Practicing good posture is essential, when being on the computer. If you do not practice good posture then many things can happen to your back, and the results will not be good. You can become hunchbacked, or you can constantly have back and neck problems. If you do not fix your posture immediately, then many of these things can happen.

* If you practice bad posture constantlythis may result in back surgery or you may even have to wear a back brace. If you have bad posture you should stretch your muscles out, so nothing in your back gets extremely cramped. This is in reference to Mrs. Fagan’s lesson today, when she said that when where at our chair, we are constantly slouching over, and this can cause extreme back problems.

www.ehow.com/how4616656_correct-bad-posture-.html

*When practicing bad posture you’re doing bad to your spine, and to your neck. Your making your spine curve, and your straining your neck, and that can give you neck problems, you do not want this to happen to you. You can also make this a permanent damage and you might even strain something internally in your body, to avoid this just sit straighter and walk nice and tall, with confidence. Mrs. Fagan was saying this today, when she said that walking straight, can make you lose this habit. (It’s not 100% effective though.)

www.postureimprove.com/effects-of-bad-posture.html

* Practicing bad posture is a bad habit, that we have to break. To break it, start, by walking and sitting straight, always keep your feet planted on the ground, and always keep everything a-lined. You have to stay straight from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet. Mrs. Fagan was mentioning this when she told us that we should always keep our feet planted, because all of our body goes into keeping our posture straight.

www.workoutiq.com/blog/2008/08/28/how-to-fix-bad-posture/

*When you practice bad posture, it becomes such a habit, that it becomes almost second nature. The very first rule you have to know, is to STOP doing this. Whenever you catch yourself doing this, get into the habit of not doing this ! This one was one of the points Mrs. Fagan hit today, she made this point very clear, that we should really break this habit, and focus on not doing this anymore.

www.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070726080855AAxw9HD

* Fixing bad posture is key, and if you keep practicing this, you will regret this later on in your life. The one simple thing you must do is stop slouching, sit up straight, and don’t look all over at the place, that can cause to make your neck strian. Mrs. Fagan stressed this a really big point, and this website can back her up.

www.drbrookspan.com/NeckPainArticle.html

My Pneumonic Device

A      All

S      Singers

D     Don’t

F     Fight

J     Just

K    Kanye

L    Lol

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